Oh, God, I loved this scene. It was like a fever dream made manifest.

I’m not sure that it’s cold, but it’s certainly rational. I am not going to comment on your sister’s life — that’s not what this article was about, and your sister is a private citizen who is not having articles written about her on Jezebel. What I said was “mostly” self-inflicted. Two parts of this story trouble…

Ha-ha! Seriously, young people drop dead from electrolyte imbalances all the time under regimes like this. It’s amazingly unwise.

I do understand that.

Oh, I am not insisting that everyone abort their going-to-be-short-lived-and terribly-deformed babies. Thank Dog, I am not in charge. What my original post was about is that I’m not joining a pity party for the late Prince and his ex-wife.

Because the Clintons themselves never drew a salary or benefitted financially from their foundation? That’s how they are supposed to work, unless you are Sunkist Hitler, and you buy paintings of yourself to install in your private golf club and then charge your “Foundation”....

Ooooops!

So true! : )

Sweet!

Well, the paint is neither as clingy nor as thick as it used to be. It puts off many fewer VOCs. I am crying crocodile tears for myself and other Americans who may have to rinse their cars more often, but will have breathable air for longer as a result. Call the Waaahmbulance!

Well, I sure hope so. But I’m not counting on it. Hence, my online survey of various granges to look for spring sales on pitchforks!

Well, I wouldn’t cry any crocodile tears for Trump’s minions. But, as I recall, he also attacked household staff in this way. I’ll start getting worried when folks who just work there have them installed....

Both are good!

That’s gotta be one of the most compact explanations of the War on Drugs ever! Kudos!

Based on the weird stuff that has gone on with Scientology kidnapping people and stuff, I would be happier if he actually showed up in person, separate from anyone else, and just hung around in a public place for a bit and maybe spoke to a neutral judge or lawyer briefly whilst out in public. And I don’t mean a place…

That’s a shame. And in more horrific news, Dick Cheney is still alive....

Oh, don’t forget the squids. Squids are the cockroaches of the ocean. They are adapting faster than any other species to the increasing temperature and increasing acidity of the oceans. Sigh.

Hey, even in your fantasy, you were right.

Oh, very nice!

He looks like Templeton.