I had one. I did not find it horrible, though it did make me nervous.

I appreciate your accepting my apology.

Often the best choice. Most often.

It do make a person want to buy a gun, eh?

You get to stay home. But you have to do some housework, OK?

Well, I may have misread the original story. I apologize for offending you, or seeming like I was gloating. That was not my intention.

Aye, Carumba!

I am terribly sorry for your loss. It seems especially tragic to me because you did everything you could. Everything you could possibly have done.

OK, I accept that.

I’m sorry I offended you. I know it’s not a popular opinion, but it comes from a place that is considered.

I am not feeling the hypochondria — I am feeling sympathy for the author — who, it seems, has something physically wrong with her that Western medicine is unable to diagnose. If I was her best friend, I would wonder if she had somehow picked up something unpleasing that was persisting at a low level, like Hepatitis…

Yeah, I thought nightshades were verboten.

This is very odd.

Hey, congrats! I hope all is going reasonable well at home. Remember, my pediatrician said that all babies are allowed to throw up once a day!

I laughed, because it’s true!

I would love that. I have a vague memory of that story, too, but we’re on Trump Time now, so six months seems like years....

Ooooh, thank you! I will.

British people’s insults can be so cutting! I think it’s all of the anglo-saxon words!

Now, that is very interesting. I didn’t realize that his tax returns would be examined in order to prove the validity of their marriage.... So interesting.

Thanks! Someday I will figure it out!