Thanks for the timeline — I was hoping to see one!

I want to know about this, too!

You are a braver man than I, Gunga Din.

Immmmm, no.

I count Tuesday 9 pm until Thursday at 4 that he was able to hold off from sending out an insane tweet. That’s an entire 43 hours. They must have had him sedated.....

And when Trump is exhorting the public to buy American and hire American, but has recently applied for several HB-1 visas for people to work at his winery?

The scary thing is, the NSA knows exactly what they said in those conversations. Which of these things is worse:

Of course a person can. But I don’t know of any services that do it for you automatically.

Oh, Catholics vary wildly in how much they adhere to that particular instruction! Catholics have just as many abortions per woman as American women in general, or as women of faiths that do not forbid it (Episcopalians, Reform Jews) Also, a Catholic man is not required to prevent his girlfriend from using birth…

I derive greater pleasure than really can be accounted for from the Hunt for the Tomato Troll. Soon to be a novel by John Grisham, optioned for more starring Denzel Washington, with Seth Rogen and Emma Watson as the two young-and-hungry assistant editors who finally track down the troll. Watson’s Harry Potter fans…

Maisie is rocking a whole Dick Van Dyke style thing!

Oh, but bats are really cute! And much more environmentally sound than raccoons!

Cats and raccoons are a bad mix.

Squirrels are worse. Much worse. I will spare you the $$$$ details.

That looks like Rocket Raccoon with a Laser Cat.

Once again, Cheeto Voldemort is taking advantage of Americans’ innumeracy. The rise in the stock market that has occurred since he 1) “won” the election, or 2) was inaugurated is a minuscule percentage of its rise since Obama took office. Always ask the family question: As compared to what?

I sent him $$ through Flippable, and was proud to do it. Some hyper-wealthy Republican PAC is running attack ads against him that feature old video footage of him dressed as Han Solo for Halloween, making fun of him in his costume. I think this may turn against them. He looks cute as a button!

It’s “Malk” like from The Simpsons! Remember when all of the children got rickets because Fat Tony was selling the school “Rat Malk”? Ahhhh, good times!

As Lewis Black so aptly put it, “Let’s see how many people buy it when we call it Soy Juice! ‘Cuz that’s what it is — soy juice!”

Someone further up said that the Democrats are Michael, and we are George Michael. That seems pretty close to me.