I’m not sure you read my follow-up. In the Catholic Church, people have to go through pre-Cana to get married. There are, like eight counseling sessions with homework and stuff, but it’s not like anyone GETS TURNED DOWN. People don’t get turned down for dog licenses either, but they still have to get them.

I love your handle.

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God, I’m sorry. If you ever want me to beat the shit out of the perpetrator, let me know. I am small but fierce, and I take no prisoners.

Well, as long as you are using really, really good contraception, I guess no permanent harm can come from it. If you get pregnant, though, stuff’s gonna get real, isn’t it?

Never Fuck a Republican has taken on a new level of meaningfulness!

It’s like on Ashley Madison, except when the lesbian bots start messaging each other, some at Trump singles kills them all, and they start over....

This is delightful! Comment of the week, definitely! I laughed, I cried, I re-evaluated my existence.

Oh, thank you. Looking at that picture was not improving my week....

Congratulations on an excellent pun!

I’m not sure I needed to see that...

Good God, I’m sorry.

Good God, I’m sorry that happened to you. Apparently some of it is just about human psychology, too, especially with children. It’s the only way they can make any sense of it.

Now that is a good point!

Oh, I understand that it sounds bad, but it’s not about eugenics.

I’ve thought for a while we are all George Michael Bluth, and all of the Democrats together are Michael Bluth.

So true!

I will put you on the list for next year!

Now, Tiffany is definitely Anne (egg)! I’d make Michael and George Michael the Clintons. Or maybe Michael is McCain. I dunno.

Well, I agree.