Here in the States, you can rent them for a modest fee per month, unless you have a high-risk pregnancy, in which case they are included. It’s definitely worth it!

I feel you, there. I was actually working in stiff gold-plated thread last year, and what a pain in the patootie! But it sure looks good!

Our justice system sucks big time. Is there a victim advocate’s office in your county or city that can give you some assistance? You are also entitled to go and talk to the DA or other prosecutor’s office and find out what you should expect, and whether they can back you up. If they want you to testify, they can…

Our crocuses started coming up earlier this week. So creepy. It doesn’t bode well. The peach tress have started to bud also, which means that if we have another hard freeze, there will be no peaches again, just like last year. I’m glad your bulbs overwintered properly, though. 

Sweet!

God, I’m sorry it sucks for you. I really enjoyed being pregnant, because I am inherently lazy, and I felt like I was accomplishing great things just hatching out a baby, without my having to do anything except Not Throw Up and Not Fall Down the Stairs.

You don’t need to add anything else. She’s enough. It brings back wonderful memories of when my guy was that little....

Resistance Thread!

I like the gold highlights! It’s a little nudge-and-wink to Sunkist Hitler. Very nice!

I’m glad you liked it! It came from a place of creativity inspired by deep sexual frustration! Do gay men suffer from this problem, in your experience?

I KNOW! WHAT IS THAT? REALLY! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE FOR? WHY WOULD ANYBODY DO THAT?

So true.

Thank you. I think the rolling-over really began in earnest after September 11th.

Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. The puppets act just like people, as in We Bare Bears, and have the same real-world problems as the humans they live with in LA. They struggle to make a good TV show, and to be kind and suitable to each other, while at the same time living in the narcissistic world of television…

Me, too. He would have been great.

Yay! My new version is finally catching on!

All of the correspondents can have a big drunken Kaffeclatch and I’ll have out the strap-on porta-spines.....

Right! The video! Man, what a sense of humor! “ I want to make clear to the folks at the Fox News table — that was a joke... That was a children’s cartoon...”

OMG, “the end of the Republic.....” Too prescient by half!

OMG, that’s a great one! It’s remarkable to me that we can keep coming up with these after, was, a year and a half? Kudos to us!