Also, don’t forget losing a bunch of staffers due to the Peter Thiel thing.

This is a good thing, actually. The non-loyalist Trump voters who were scammed into voting for him will be able to see how amazingly unhinged he is.

Most excellent!

Ya know, I wish I had known how close geographically the CPAC conference is to me. I could easily have gotten there, rented a boat, and trolled the heck out of the Breitbart people.

Things move fast now, don’t they?

Don’t forget Turkey. I did.

I can’t stand ads. But I have an online subscription to the Post, and I’m trying to find a reasonable and secure subscription to the Times. I got some pounds today at the bank and I’m just going to sen money anonymously to The Guardian.

I loved this GIF. I still love it. I want to sneak it out of a middle school dance and get it pregnant!

Causation, correlation, and coincidence, Bill. You’re not a dumb bunny. Learn the difference!

*Sounds of violent retching*

I hope so, too. I saw some really gross footage earlier this week from around 200, or so, claiming that underaged boys can’t be raped by older women. Ugh. Ugh.

Said it before, gonna say it again: Larry Wilmore is my TV Dad!

Said it before, gonna say it again: Larry Wilmore is my TV Dad!

When one of these things happens, I always think about this scene. Sigh. It was more fun when it was fiction.

Nah, it’s the late Peter Cushing.

Captain Smegma is excellent!

If you live in a pineapple under the sea, they do! But they taste really bad.

Well, even the pretty awful dirt they dug up on him had no impact on the election, so maybe he’s confusing the two scenarios. Or he’s just demented and drunk with power.

I am hoping for this, too. Both my parents were actual journalists (my dad was on Richard Nixon’s enemies list,) and they would be spinning in their graves at the toothlessness and credulity the press corps has been demonstrating lately.

Yeah, but they also ran and supported and allowed people to profit off of slander against Hillary Clinton that may have cost her the election, so I don’t know why they would feel they had to throw a bone to anyone.