This is even more fun than the original! Totally recommend!

Hoo-boy! That’s disturbing....

YES! Does anybody have a picture of Belloc, the Nazi archaeologist from Raiders of the Lost Ark (not the scenes set in Egypt, but from other spots)?

Oh, dear. This is a bad sign. Squid and jellyfish are becoming more numerous by the day in the world’s oceans because they can adapt more easily to warmer temperatures and higher acidity levels.

Oh, that is good to know. Thank you for the info. Makes perfect sense.

I’m guessing not, given the American public’s poor grasp of geography in general...

So true!

Oh, you are trying to start this up again, are you? On your head be it...........

Hey, that is a good plan! I like it because it is simple and easy to understand. Also, they can give people notice in advance. Good plan, Duffin! Let’s write to Jeff Zucker (?) and promote this idea!

I loved this one!

Goodness gracious! If the job doesn’t include 24-hour extraction services, the salary is .... of limited valuableness, eh?

Does anybody know whether Kleptocrat is normally capitalized when used in written form? I have the feeling that this information will come in handy over time....

My short-term life goal is to be the person who did this!

I wish you guys had time-lapse video..... Maybe someone will give you a grant! Because it would be the best to see Cheeto Hitler bragging about the long lines of people waiting to see him alongside a time-stamped video of nobody being there, or waiting, or having arrived....

Very nice!

If the folks at MSNBC didn’t just press him, and press him, and then ask him to leave if he didn’t answer, they need to stop calling themselves a news organization. My Dad was a reporter and news executive for 40 years, and these people know how to do this. It’s baked right in.

Damn!

The two of you, this is +100 Kinja! Best immigration debate of the week!

Seconded!

I am learning to use GIFs. Let’s try to get you some more stars....