Well, Olympic athletes, which Jenner used to be, complain about this stuff all the time. To get that many medals in track and field, you have to spend an inordinate amount of time at the track when other kids and young people your age are in school. Same with child actors. Some manage to catch up on their…

Does the FISA Court actually help at all, though? I was under the impression that they just kinda rubber-stamped things, and so provided air cover and deniability for abuses of power by the intelligence community.

You know, I knew this, but hearing it described in such detail is an important part of telling this story properly. Thank you for helping these folks, and for telling their story, even if it’s just to us here at Jezebel.

I’m imagining a bumpersticker, like the one for the Meteor in 2016:

Just so.

Oh, my. I typed my much less detailed comment on this very topic before ai saw yours and hauled it to of the greys. Great minds think alike, I guess, though you definitely thought of it first.

Do. Not. Get. Me. Started on Chickenhawk Trump and his abominable spawn, Uday and Qusay. This is just like the Last Helicopters Out of Saigon, but in super slow-motion. Except that it would actually be easier to take these people with us than it was back then.

Well, I for one, appreciate all those years you spent becoming an Olympic-level athlete and postponing your secondary and post-secondary education, just for our entertainment!

God, yes. And i totally agree wit your original point, which is that waaaayyyyyy more Trump voters were collaborators than were just chumps who got scammed. There are a lot of folks who went along with Cheeto Hitler, even having a pretty good idea of what would happen to them and to the country at large.

Seconded!

Well, remember she used to be an athlete. They do not tend to be the sharpest tools in the shed. And I guess if you are routinely someone who uses people, being used by someone may be unfamiliar.

I have been loving this since I first saw it! I may never grow tired of it!

I think this is the more powerful motivator here.

Be sure to give them a fake e-mail address! It will cause trouble, bad feeling, and loss of money when Sunkist Hitler tries to re-sell the data later. Also, don’t forget to fill in the answer boxes with short, humorous responses. Somebody has to collate them all — more $$ he pays for useless data!

Try not to worry. Not being over-entiled can be a life-saver when it comes to serious marital disagreements. So can the high price of getting divorced. I don’t mean that to sound depressing, but unless you accidentally marry an asshole (I think it’s pretty clear that this is what happened to Patton,) good will and…

OMG, is my face red! You are so right!

OMG, you are right! I totally misspoke myself! Thanks!

I hate that guy. I appreciate Maura Healey’s service to the state, but she has screwed us over twice by running for office and being so lazy or unimpressive that she loses to Republicans. Grrrrr. Can’t somebody give her a cushy sinecure? isn’t that what those are for?

Yes, but verrrryyyy slowllllllyyyyy.

I Lol’d!