“Propaganda Harpy” is lovely! Too bad we won’t have much of an opportunity to use it! So many stars for you!

I think he’s some kind of extrusion from the Demon Dimensions.

Somebody needs to put these Gollum/Smeagol GIFs on hot backup, STAT! We’re going to be using them a lot....

All of this is true. But I’m actually OK with her losing money on this gig because Sunkist Hitler doesn’t pay his people. I mean, she knew that going in, right?

Ms. Mini-Skeletor? That is not going to keep you warm and alive on a cold Hoth night. Yer gonna die, son. And the smell!

Oh, my friend, this is very apt. Very apt indeed.

Especially without the Rose Garden, private chef, and helicopters!

No penis, no tenure.

That thing with Melania and barron creeped me out also, but didn’t surprise me.

“Film at 11!”

That would be my guess.

I got it. I thought it was funny!

She does not have a penis. Ergo, her long-term prospects with Herr Gropenfuhrer were always going to be limited.

It’s interesting to me that the taxiway isn’t painted (or highlighted) a different color if this has happened relatively frequently. It’s a TAXIway. Couldn’t it have really big yellow highlights or something? I mean, that won’t help at night, but aren’t most small planes using Visual Flight Rules anyway?

Oh, a good map is a beautiful thing.

Good God. We know that understanding of sexual abuse has advanced since then, but, Good God, this is awful.

Good God, not Sid, the Science Kid! My kid loved that show!

I mean, Sessions isn’t even planning in investigating Flynn for selling our foreign policy off to the Russians. I doubt this will even ping on anybody’s radar. I plan to make a stink, though.

I wouldn’t believe all of the poll results you see. Many of the questions are really misleading.

If Elon Musk gave a fat rat’s ass, he certainly could help. But he doesn’t. It’s a truly magnificent idea, though. Honestly, with some of these guys, it’s like, “Oh, you hate the planet so much? Off you go, then!”