Oh, too true. Just painfully true.

Sign me up!

Oh, you got that in one, Westies. This is also why they are against birth control. The fewer kids they have available for cannon fodder or prison, the more they have to pay them, and the more choices the kids have.

Wait, wait. I remember this vaguely from school. Do you know anything more about this quote?

Do you get the free facials?

Whoa! Not that it mattes, but how long ago was this?

A) I love your handle.

Came here for this. Was not disappointed. Why does anyone still imagine that Sunkist Hitler is genuinely invested in those little bones he threw to People With Consciences doing the campaign? They were all lies.

Apparently.

Nothing good, I tells ya!

Very Good Boy feature! We all need this in our lives!

One is hardly surprised, though one is outraged at the same time. Geez!

OMG, such a focused burn! Who is this guy?

Good Grief! The resemblance is horrifying yet unsurprising.

It’s a two-fer, just like on 30 Rock. Which starred Alec Baldwin. Who portrays Trump now.

This is an incredible powerful and beautiful story.

Jesus Hoverboarding Christ. Can I come to your town and whap him?

Yeah, I do not misrepresent why we are not buying something. I tell the child that, “we are not buying that right now,” or “there is no room at the house for this” If he ever cleans up his room, I could be in for some big toy bills....

Well, it’s very Luke Skywalker, except for the Dad part! : )

Things have gotten out of hand for most Americans. I can’t believe anyone who isn’t in the investor class voted for Cheeto Voldemort.