I don’t care how much you pay, you can’t watch!

At least until she finds your DVD of “Last Tango In Paris”…

Doesn’t that require an old sort of person who claims he can disappear breast cancer and a young sort of person who claims he can disappear breast cancer?

PF77, my friend, you are entering a world of pain…

Uh, I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.

Shut the fuck up, choppernewt… You’re out of your element.

The Palestinians don’t like the deal because “This plan offers them scraps and demands they feel grateful in return”?

I’m guessing the cinema doesn’t erupt into cheers when Klobocop tells Dan O’Herlihy “My name is Amy”!

I suspect this has less to do with customer demand and more to do with the class action against Burger King for cooking their “not-meat” on the same stations as real meat!

Can we make sure they all get the fish?

$kay returns to her true form, posting hot chicks in response to articles!

An old cat and a young cat?

ACK! THBFFFFFFF!

Maybe it’s time to greenlight “Rogue Two” and show us many Bothans dying?

It’s funny because it’s true!

Only if Dr. Von Goosewing has finally succeeded in defeating…

Jezebel - 100% shit, now with added herbs!

That’s Superintendent Organs, if you please!

I’m fairly sure it didn’t do much for Terry’s day either!

It’s very disconcerting to see a comment on this article starred by Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson!