Much like The Goons… Spike Milligan famously said he was determined to outlive Harry Secombe because “I don’t want that Welsh bastard singing at my funeral!”

Actually he didn’t!

Can we have his liver then?

But will it reach the heady heights of 2001, when he got to be a Half Man Half Biscuit lyric?

Or Scottish!

My favourite cameo was Stanley Kubrick and Arthur C. Clarke in 2010. The nurse supposed to be monitoring Dave Bowman’s mother is reading a copy of Time about the impending war with the two on the cover as the Russian and American leaders!

Correction – Naming an aircraft carrier should be a really big deal…

He was awarded the Navy Cross personally by Nimitz, because that was the most Nimitz could do without oversight. There were motions tabled in both House and Senate to award Miller the Congressional Medal of Honour, when the Navy actually got around to mentioning him by name in dispatches, and not as “unnamed Negro” – I…

Well up to the “gay South Asian journalist”, it sounds like the good old days of Norn Iron if you swap “fascist” for “Unionist”!

Unfortunately none of these count because no-one brought the only message that matters…

I am unfamiliar with this “leftover cake” of which the recipe speaks!

So not a very appropriate name then?

I’m not sure if McConnell is a herb, but he’s definitely a type of soup ingredient…

Joaquin’s made it easy to tell the difference!

Let me get a sharpie and I’ll draw up a map for you!

Any Democrat that doesn’t understand that America is safer now that one of the most dangerous terrorists in the world is rotting in hell in the White House is completely naive and completely misses what we need to have in a foreign policy.

Better luck wherever you end up, guys!

Mellow greetings, Grace Perry…

Well he can’t flush it all away because of those useless toilets!