Honestly, you pick one weekend to give SNS a miss and look what happens!

Which one!

It’s Jezebel; I have a penis…

You should look her straight in the eyes and say that!

It is mandated, but for much of its existence it was a written statement sent by the President to be read to Congress. Carter delivered a final address that way in 1981 following his loss to Reagan. It wasn’t until Wilson in 1913 that it again became standard for the President to deliver the address in person, with…

Guess we know what’s showing in the Shite House this christmas!

They still have the special, extra special and super-duper-extra special editions to get that done!

So, just another Thursday!

Possible, but maybe not probable.

To borrow a phrase from Basil Fawlty, and Magnus Magnusson…

I’ve often wondered that because there’s a huge change (for the better) in writing style and depth between Azkhaban and Goblet…

The more worrying part comes as Giuliani transforms into a 400 lb Samoan…

Well if anyone’s going to sing “If I Was A Rich Man” in the shower, it’s Donald J Trump!

So he’s even stealing his rivals’ policies?

Someone should look into this!

It certainly embiggens Trump’s vocabulary!

Jared Looks Worried.

You have just illustrated 25% of how I spent today!

You’re lucky you got a free lunch… I have literally watched the ginger fuckwit beside me sit at an open conservatory window while the squirrel hangs off the outside of the window frame upside down taunting him!