I should have added the “hold music” bit from “Cigarettes and Alcohol… and Rollerblading” to finish it out!

You mean a dog?

Remember - Nun are people too!

Actually I can think of a far more important question from that first photo…

I thought the most damning assessment was from John Mann, who the BBC had in studio as his old seat of Bassetlaw declared.

Well, in the words of Mexico’s most famous son…

He was at a milk plant, so “fridge” means less…

You know, a lot of people are saying that… Smart people!

1. Correction – Boris hid in the fridge instead of an unscheduled interview with Morgan, who he’s been avoiding even longer than Andrew Neil.

I’m sure Daddy can have a different cover ready for him tomorrow…

My god, an announcement from the Shite House Crapper Twitter Throne that’s actually true!

Don’t you mean #DidntStickToSprouts?

I was worried things might be muddied by a constant Armenian moan…

Fact: I named every one of my stuffed animals George when I was a kid.

You – and a surprising number of Brits; I expect colonial ignorance on such matters – are missing the key point here. A “buttie” is not a sandwich, it’s one slice of bread folded over on itself! This is vital since the fold helps retain the melting butter and brown sauce in there on the chips, rather than letting it…

Meanwhile, George enjoyed his freedom for a while,

But he still won’t risk the contest all the world wants…

Well, neither is Hannity!

Upstairs, in Chuck Cunningham’s room?