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It’s Arkansas - who do you think Sarah Pegabee Sanders is standing behind?
It still meant a single Barf Bag was two weeks work for Casey Chan!
The light at the end of the tunnel is just an oncoming autoplay video ad!
Three Dollys in a row? How much does that pay out on your bet????
OK, the new headline is ‘better’ but only in a ‘getting herpes is better than having your danglers sliced off with a rusty knife’ sense of better…
What headline disaster?????
Can you be any worse than the latest hires?
Should we pass the cap around and buy him a keyboard that doesn’t have the CAPS LOCK key glued down?
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Your choice of 80's song in the headline starts to make sense!
Which two are you picking?
He’d love to give the biglyest testifying ever but unfortunately the IR are auditing it!
Karu’s pieces read like someone has analysed all of Michael Herriot’s articles and made out a flowchart of “how to write for The Root” from them…
A further point – which would have stopped you even posting that nonsense, if you had known its actual origin…
If you’re trying to make contributions, a useful tip…
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In further news, Ukraine announces it is to replace its current anthem “Shche ne vmerla Ukraina” with Sir Mix-A-Lot!
It’s not about Chris; he can’t even compete with Larry!
You just couldn’t leave well enough alone, could you…