If only there were some dedicated sports journalists on a specialist site to write about this kind of stuff…

Kate, any tips on a good beer to wash away a nasty aftertaste of Herb?

Do they have Herbs on those wings?

I just can’t understand why they didn’t fight harder to get all those Kool-Aid references corrected!

The problem is they keep believing he can work miracles, mainly because last time the party said they’d only consider him a failure if he lost them more than 30 seats; they gained 40!

He’ll only be funded for post-Shite House security at one location so he wants someone else to pay for the renovations at the Southern Kremlin while he can scam it!

Grape Flavor-Aid?

If they’d just brought the Flavor-Aid like he told them, that post never would have happened!

https://discord.gg/2wS4cDW

I’d put good money on “uppity” being in there too…

I can’t wait to hear what their “stick to…” is!

11: Jim Spanfeller.

Would you like to tell him yourself?

Well, they’re deleting all comments insufficiently deferential to Jim Cockwomble, so I guess commenters will be mythical soon enough!

I had this ready for Deadspin Up All Night…

How about that rarest of all creatures… A Deadspin staffer?

There’s a lot of that about this week. Keep yourself safe!

Set up sting with Moose and Squirrel?

I hope you left all the lights on and the air-con and heating maxed out, just to bankrupt Herb Fuckfeller!

I –and the good residents of Balmedie, Aberdeenshire – would also recommend hiring Frankie Boyle as funeral director…