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You’ll also need the money to hire Elvis Costello to play non-stop all weekend and fuck that EDM shit!
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No it wouldn’t work out because they’re lightweights with no business acumen who’d get cleaned out by their supposed lackeys. He may be an ignorant, bloated pumpkin with the intelligence of a peanut, but no-one would try to embezzle from Donnie because he’s an ignorant, bloated pumpkin with the intelligence of a…
Well colour me surprised - she really is just like the rest of us!
Well, your bookshelf or the window of a CRS van - it wasn’t going to stay on that street either way!
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In that case, I CALL DIBS ON THE QUATTRO!
He’ll go back to his old job at Muppet Labs!
It hasn’t been the same without Doris Karloff!
Die Hard And Stick To Sports?
No, but I do have the swang from Luton…
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Well if Arthur Negus isn’t going to hold Bristols, I’m just not interested!
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After Barry, I’m guessing you’ll all soon end up wondering “What’s there to do tonight, anything?”
Well done Tom. Just the sort of sports article to keep me reading this site!
I’m surprised the Seventh Innings Stretch didn’t turn into “Lock Him Up At The Ball Game.”
Did they actually stage it, or just cut and paste everyone out of existing photos????
Actually, it looks more like a bad Cuthbert cross than anything else.
I’m surprised the rumours weren’t published on Deadspin then, since Jordan Sargent is back slithering around their cubicles…
Well his staff have strict instructions; no-one less than an 8 gets to approach him!
I have to admit Ivanka’s right…
Second Amendment folks?
Supergreen!