Being a poor second to Belgium?

Ah yes, the glory days of the Chingford Strangler! I believe he was one of the first people to try and buy their own puppet when the show ended.

Don’t mind Emilio, he’s just being a can’t!

“…Nothing you can do, folks. Although the second amendment people, maybe there is.”

You forgot about the tunnel to bring them in unseen from under Comet Ping Pong!

This is the Jezzie equivalent of “Shut up and dribble”!

That’s a perfectly cromulent view!

I thought Magary usually did the cookery posts?

Same as it ever was!

Which, last I checked, was the film that Scorsese finally won an Oscar was given a real Oscar before he fucking snuffed it and left the Academy with more egg on its face for.

No!

I mean nobody likes him whether he’s angry or not, but Trump and gamma rays are not a combo I’d like to risk!

And so the geriatric Apple ][ user unmasks himself!

Well, you’re comparing it with a Trump, so I’d wouldn’t start higher than invertebrates! Possibly bacteria…

Now we know what stories the Enquirer was burying for them…

He’ll probably blame them all on Klaus Kinski!

Stop giving Michael O’Leary ideas!

We’ve all been there!

The thing is… With all the free time at their disposal now, you’d think the Splinter staff would have improved their troll game. I mean, it’s not like they’ve a lot else to do with their days!

I’m presuming you meant “after 9/11”? Unless they’re now recruiting senior citizens with promises of free healthcare, what you wrote doesn’t really carry much pathos!