All great fashion experts talk like that, dah-link!

If only there was some Armenian handy who could explain why that phase is a bad idea…

The legal paperwork is from Charles Harder…

Not it’s not; that’s Lt. Hurwitz!

You’re making one fundamental assumption about mermaids that may not be correct…

It won’t get approved until they rastafy Dionne by 10%!

Can we get Harry Enfield to play Mediocre and Kathy Burke as Jon Lansman?

Real men don’t need horses!

I’d have thought they’d want to publicise Kim Jong Un single-handedly winning the game 57-0?

Unfortunately, this whole trend won’t bottom out until you have a biopic of Jeffrey Dahmer on the Cooking Channel!

Nah, the staff haven’t given him his phone back yet. Give it time for the ‘real’ Mango Moron to awaken.

Uh Muck, please… No… I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo!

Look, there’s no use bringing up the Rubicon, because you know exactly what Trump thinks of Caesar’s achievements…

He let them use American airports to bomb Gaul into three parts!

It would be an increase, not an improvement!

Well, he has been spendin’ most his life livin’ in a Gangster’s Paradise!

Let’s test that premise…

¿Porque no los dos?

It’s a pity she didn’t take a page from her father’s handbook and shoot Brian Kilmeade in the head!