Well, they’re deleting all comments insufficiently deferential to Jim Cockwomble, so I guess commenters will be mythical soon enough!
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I had this ready for Deadspin Up All Night…
How about that rarest of all creatures… A Deadspin staffer?
There’s a lot of that about this week. Keep yourself safe!
Set up sting with Moose and Squirrel?
I hope you left all the lights on and the air-con and heating maxed out, just to bankrupt Herb Fuckfeller!
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I –and the good residents of Balmedie, Aberdeenshire – would also recommend hiring Frankie Boyle as funeral director…
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You’ll also need the money to hire Elvis Costello to play non-stop all weekend and fuck that EDM shit!
No it wouldn’t work out because they’re lightweights with no business acumen who’d get cleaned out by their supposed lackeys. He may be an ignorant, bloated pumpkin with the intelligence of a peanut, but no-one would try to embezzle from Donnie because he’s an ignorant, bloated pumpkin with the intelligence of a…
Well colour me surprised - she really is just like the rest of us!
Well, your bookshelf or the window of a CRS van - it wasn’t going to stay on that street either way!
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In that case, I CALL DIBS ON THE QUATTRO!
He’ll go back to his old job at Muppet Labs!
It hasn’t been the same without Doris Karloff!
Die Hard And Stick To Sports?
No, but I do have the swang from Luton…
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Well if Arthur Negus isn’t going to hold Bristols, I’m just not interested!
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After Barry, I’m guessing you’ll all soon end up wondering “What’s there to do tonight, anything?”
Well done Tom. Just the sort of sports article to keep me reading this site!
I’m surprised the Seventh Innings Stretch didn’t turn into “Lock Him Up At The Ball Game.”