Did they actually stage it, or just cut and paste everyone out of existing photos????

Actually, it looks more like a bad Cuthbert cross than anything else.

I’m surprised the rumours weren’t published on Deadspin then, since Jordan Sargent is back slithering around their cubicles…

Well his staff have strict instructions; no-one less than an 8 gets to approach him!

I have to admit Ivanka’s right…

Second Amendment folks?

Supergreen!

Being a poor second to Belgium?

Ah yes, the glory days of the Chingford Strangler! I believe he was one of the first people to try and buy their own puppet when the show ended.

Don’t mind Emilio, he’s just being a can’t!

“…Nothing you can do, folks. Although the second amendment people, maybe there is.”

You forgot about the tunnel to bring them in unseen from under Comet Ping Pong!

This is the Jezzie equivalent of “Shut up and dribble”!

That’s a perfectly cromulent view!

I thought Magary usually did the cookery posts?

Same as it ever was!

Which, last I checked, was the film that Scorsese finally won an Oscar was given a real Oscar before he fucking snuffed it and left the Academy with more egg on its face for.

No!

I mean nobody likes him whether he’s angry or not, but Trump and gamma rays are not a combo I’d like to risk!

And so the geriatric Apple ][ user unmasks himself!