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Look, there’s no use bringing up the Rubicon, because you know exactly what Trump thinks of Caesar’s achievements…
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PooJavelin Eats Herbs For Lunch!
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He let them use American airports to bomb Gaul into three parts!
It would be an increase, not an improvement!
Well, he has been spendin’ most his life livin’ in a Gangster’s Paradise!
Let’s test that premise…
¿Porque no los dos?
It’s a pity she didn’t take a page from her father’s handbook and shoot Brian Kilmeade in the head!
Men and women who patrol America’s waters say “спасиба”!
Actually, it’s Peter the Great…
I bet that never happened with his son, Niketown!
Actually, Les was talking it up - it’s “a” genuine Django guitar! Django had a number of Selmer-Maccaferris over the years, as did his brother Joseph. The “real” Django guitar is #503 which he played almost exclusively from 1940 when he got it. He did play another one before this, but there’s no record among the…
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Interesting aside; Django was one of Les Paul’s heros and as he moved from hillbilly to jazz, Les spent a lot of time studying Django’s two-fingered licks. This came in useful when I saw him in the 90s; arthritis had crippled his left hand and left him with effectively two fingers to play with.
Yes, I mean nobody could foresee that a news site might ever be useful for publishing… like, NEWS!
Look at least he remembered to change it from “«Insert Defunct Brand Here»”!
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If anyone needs me, I have clouds to yell at…
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Wait until you get back to the fun and games with Franz Josef Strauss! It even has its own soundtrack…
Crumbs At The Bottom Of The Cereal BagDregs At The Bottom Of Magary’s ‘Ideas Notebook’ That He Really Really Hopes He Never Has To Write To Justify A Paycheck, Ranked
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I love how he pulls this on Thursday – with immediate effect – so the staff don’t have all Friday to write eloquently on the topic “FUCK YOU, Jim Spanfeller”!
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‘Mrs. Johnson owns 50% of “Springtime for Twittler”… Mrs. Greene owns 50% of “Springtime for Twittler”… Mrs. Silverman owns 100% of “Springtime for Twittler”…’