Well one of them’s Mrs Shrek, so “footballer” is stretching it a bit these days!

Has a presidential campaign ever filed for bankruptcy before?

It would have been more believable if they’d just blamed the Reverse Vampires!

David please, no! I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo…

Why ask us? Doesn’t Oregon have any meddling kids?????

You were tempted to Squeeze that one in, weren’t you…

To borrow a phrase from the British Government…

Maybe just bomb the shit out of Sussex for the good of humanity safety instead?

Do you mean “ball gag” or have PornHub filmed their own True Underdog Story???

I think that’s more likely for Mistress Louise and the Treasury Secretary Gimp!

That didn’t take long…

When do you take up your new post as Education Secretary in Alabama!?

It all sounds like fun until someone hands you a huge basket of peaches!

I’m surprised he wan’t yelling this about his medical, when Dr. Bedevere produced his larger scales!

I know someone called Leni who specialises in that sort of stuff…

I’m sure I saw that “out” there too before it disappeared!

Unfortunately, I think St. Totteringham is due to rise from his grave once again!

Didn’t you know? Schitt’s Creek was culverted over during the 1800s and lies forgotten below Three Point Lane like an Indian burial ground!

So you, for one, welcome our new porcine overlords?