Of course he should but unlike the Tangerine Twat, he understands that would be a civil case, meaning “balance of probability” not “beyond reasonable doubt”.

That would imply she’s the one initiating it, not that her father’s a skeezy pervert who spent his time socialising with a known pedophile when not pressing his teenage daughter for lap dances…

If you wait by the river long enough, Cleveland will float by.

Impeaching him may not gain enough support, but what the Dems should be doing in the event of a win is very simple; either the GOP forces him to submit his resignation, or they go “full-FDR” and pack the court to make him irrelevant.

The voices in your head are getting way too realistic…

I keep imagining the Dutch laughing their arses off, having finally seen their long game of revenge come to fruition!

He lives up to his portrayal!

Nothing like a bit of girl-on-girl!

Cgo…

So basically it’s a straight fight against the Republicans!

As they say in Belfast*, “what’s the difference between an apple and an orange? You never hear about an apple bastard!”

There’s also the small matter of Glasgow City Council refusing permits for 5 marches this weekend alone, to try and prevent a third consecutive weekend of the Orange Order’s knuckle dragging lackeys turning the city into a sectarian war zone. This was Govan, two weeks ago…

Well, you can’t always get what you want…

Not a lot to it…

That’s just about 10 boxes of Cohiba Espléndidos! Those bad boys are €52 a pop here*, but you really need the beard to carry it off…

Nothing could match that special love between a pup and his primate…

Just how flammable is Sharpie ink?

This seems to be a common occurrence among native New Yorkers!