Somewhere in Istanbul, Recep Erdogan reads this and has a “sad”…

Surely that depends on whether they contain blood tomatoes?

Convincing the world I didn’t exist!

Not “everyone”!

You need to keep up…

Just remember; unlike the Scots and the Norn Irish, the sheep shaggers actually voted for this complete fuck up…

For that money, I expect ketchup!

Why change something that’s correct?

The problem with this scenario – no matter who’s pitching and who’s catching! – is the risk of these two teams combining to create a singularity of suckiness from which nothing, not even Antonio Brown, could escape!

I think he might be better off with a young priest and an old priest to wrest the spirit of the AR-15 from his body!

What an ignoranimus!

I’m surprised regular commenter Conrad Poohs hasn’t shown up to explain…

Possibly! It is normal to include a ban from all elected offices at any level as part of the punishment, but like most aspects of the procedure, it’s up to the Senate at the time to decide. And when has Yertle done anything remotely normal?

I was debating posting…

You want more bikes??

I can think of three other bands they could organise a mini-festival with…

Wait… Are they getting the Beckhams to guest star?

I was leaving that point for another day!

Or that Rush spent the late 90's/early 00's trawling teen MySpace pages trying to fill up his Spank Bank!

Actually, that sounds like her dad already called in his marker with the Kavanaughs, and now she’s potentially screwing up the deal!