He’s like America’s version of the 13th Duke of Wybourne!

I often wonder do Boris’s parents reflect on how well they chose his middle name, since all we ever get from him is piffle!

What’s everyone complaining about? FUCKS News is finally hiring someone who sees both sides!

It’s his favourite read, and yet the only book anyone’s ever mentioned seeing at his bedside was the Collected Speeches of Adolf Hitler!

How quaint… You think they were turned off!

And who doesn’t like a big, hairy pussy!

Does Mr. B need a cunning plan to solve his adoption problem?

Rabbit!

Now you’re just rubbing it off in!

Tomi Lahren Says Her New Leggings Represent ‘Freedom’ and ‘the Bill of Rights’ Her Need To Pay Her Own Health Insurance Now!

You need help; that was far too believable!

He simultaneously has and hasn’t gone “full-Elvis” on the Twitter Throne, until you open the app and collapse the waveforms!

Some days, some good news slips through anyway!

One down…

Desmond Llewelyn? Age is no guarantee of efficiency…

And all paid for on the Government health plan, for his “chronic back problem bonespurs”!