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How cute… You think Trump attracts rich people!

Hoovering the client’s coke will get you slung out of the firm!

And the mother-in-law! And the nanny… And half a dozen armed protection officers…

40%? Thank you for your generosity!

Well he was fired from Bear Stearns for a slight Peruvian Marching Powder problem!

You obviously have a stronger stomach than me…

You lot keep complaining they’re biased. Now, you complain when they hire someone who can see both sides…

His or Katie’s????

They’re not bothering to cut and paste now, to increase efficiency?

There’s a moot point to this argument. They would have only booked after their security detail had checked every name already on the flight, and bought out every vacant seat. After all, you’re putting the second, third, fourth and fifth-in-line to the throne in one plane.

No, Chuck has his own two personal carriages. 2922 is his sleeping car and 2923 (pictured) is his salon. That said, they would also need at least 2920 or 2921 (Household staff and kitchen/brake) and 2916 (the Royal dining/kitchen car).

Just before he grabs her by the pálinka!

Plan B; Obama lied! Osama Bin Laden is alive and well and living in an igloo 50 miles west of Danmark Haven…

I don’t fault him for leaving. The Champions League semi in Paris, where he single-handedly dragged the club out of the abyss with pretty much zero input from Messi, was probably the greatest player performance I‘ve ever seen. And how did Barcelona publicise the victory on social media?

There’s also the small matter of where’s he going to play! Messi and Suarez may not have many years left in their legs, but no manager would bench either of them just yet. They didn’t spend €120M on Griezmann to sit him on the sidelines. And they have to find some way to keep Dembélé happy as well.

Well they can’t just let NBC have all that market!

He could have asked Daddy to borrow his two carriages of the Royal Train!

If the walls are just stud and plasterboard (drywall to you colonials) you won’t get a ricochet because the bullet will go straight through. Even something small like a 9mm.

I wish I could remember who I saw earlier describing this as “mad-lib” comedy!