Actually, he was born 4 years after his mother became a citizen. However, Maryanne, Fred Jr. and possibly Elizabeth Trump were anchor babies!

I thought they were doing 90's softcore…

Well, there is Melania…

We’ve got moron-sign!

Given your name, I expected…

She passed her expiry date two years ago!

Someone pretending to be a royal reporter should at least know the basics; the Queen’s last corgi died nearly two years ago! She specifically hadn’t been replacing them because she expected them to outlive her. She still has two dorgis (dachshund/corgi mix) but that’s it.

Because throwing darts at the NRA membership list wouldn’t pay enough to party donors! Even if the odds of success were better…

That said, I did get pretty ratty when the local DIY store gave me the senior citizen discount!

You are a sick and twisted person. Keep it up!

“Just what I always wanted… My own little foul ball… I will name him George and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him…”

Girl needs to get those clicks somehow!

Did you ever eat up with them bullfrogs on your mind?

Spend too much time at Beaver Liquors and they won’t let you swim with…

You do realise nobody read the next five paragraphs, franticly scrolling…

Trump Is Reportedly Being a Raging Anti-Semite «insert national/ethnic group here» Because He’s Mad Jews «insert national/ethnic group here» Don’t Like Him More

“See… This is why I didn’t dress as Jeff Sessions!”

Sounds green to me!

He won the internet for yesterday!