So you decree that everything should be just like it was before all this happened? And no one should ever mention it again under penalty of torture?

Anyone want to join me for a team entry?

They tried that once before but the Argentinians wouldn’t co-operate!

OK, betting pool time…

And you thought over using “gas” and “Jews” in a headline for how long before posting????

I have a cunning plan…

This ebony (and white) bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling…

You deserve a bonus star for being offended by the kerning!

To be fair, after dating Scarlett it’s only going downhill no matter who it is!

You need a young priest and an old priest!

Well it always was, and nowadays that’s pretty much the only context you’ll find it.

As someone with family who grew up there and a half-Danish cousin, they’ve been dining out on that to excuse the xenophobia and teratophobia ever since.

You’re supposed to say it’s making you Scope now!

I would say…

Did you rely on “spell check” or are they taking kickbacks from Creutzfeldt and Jacob now?

They may be kept indefinitely, but Ivanka will make them some nice new clothes…

Have you considered asking your doctor for a “Gumble procedure” to help?

Does Unit 303 have their winter camouflage gear ready?

I’m surprised no-one’s asked how a Small Fingered Vulgarian could make such big fingerprints!