Is there a basement bar?

She already told you what it looked like…

Don’t tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to.

Hey, hey, hey — don’t be mean. We don’t have to be mean.

Now this has to be the ultimate in schizophrenic Kinja posting!

I’m guessing even over there, the biggest blow-up since Krakatoa should be enough to wake you without needing your regularly scheduled drop bear!

NRA: putting your Russia’s money to acts of terrorism, foreign and domestic.

he decided to have a nice phone call with the leader of the gun group that reportedly spent $31 million 2.06B₽ on his 2016 campaign

You get Dina Meyer in a shower and I’ll sign up!

If only Sarandon wasn’t dragging them back into the light…

Neither was Alex “Can’t be arsed to vote” Pareene, but that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t have their nose rubbed in the mess until they learn. Which certainly doesn’t seem to have happened in her case…

The way he’s managing the economy, there’s more chance of him not being needed at the next G6 summit!

It can’t be anti-Semitic; he learnt it from his good friend Benjamin!

Trump – there was a painter!

When you’re rich, you can grab ‘em by the palette!

I was coaching the under 8's - never coach your own kid, trust me! – so when the new jerseys arrived, I asked what was happening to the old ones and came away with #14.

♪♫ A quick peek at Friends has become a bad dream.
IT are staring and following me.
It was my only escape from it all,
But Central Perk has become my downfall!

You might have thought about that one a bit more…