I’d be a lot more confident in Larry’s judgement if the director of the National Economic Council held a qualification in, you know… Economics!

With a name like that, it should smell like hour-old stank!

Congressman, you’re no Dan Quayle!

He may be a lying, racist apologist for traitors who dishonours the memory of Iowa’s civil war dead in his office pictures, but he’s not a Demon Rat.

I’m only grey here and with the Jezebeckies!*

Obvious punchline is obvious!

In terms of the El Paso shooting, it’s important to remember Texas has no restrictions on selling high capacity magazines, but §43.23(c) of the Texas Penal Code makes it a felony to own 6 dildos, deeming that as “intent to supply obscene materials”!

He was left the hair in her will!

You were robbed, Bob!

Well, they’re cats so that goes without saying!

Princess Petty’s last act of revenge! She greyed everyone who mocked her departure before they removed her login.

They are young?

Given the hairline, I assumed he got swirlies instead!

I always thought he’s more of a Mekon!

What’s Giuliani got to do with this?????

Illegal immigrants with little or no English and little or no money, who lie about their immigration status and fill the country with anchor babies isn’t exactly a new phenomenon!

You’ll pay dearly for ignoring Princess Vespa!

I was hoping to learn the Arabic for “@RealDonaldTrump Go fuck yourself”!

By the by, I’ve just had your alter ego calling me a “tard” over on the Root! Have G/O given up any pretence of controlling these little fuckers?

This is the Casino Royale Bond that America gets…