Absolutely not destroying the video surveillance of him leaving Epstein’s cell, under orders from Crazy Phil!
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No, the first one was because the brown people reminded them they were only allowed in to settle in the first place because they agreed not to bring slaves.
To be honest, what sort of civilised country in 2019 should have to explicitly write a rule that it is not ok for police officers on horseback to parade a suspect through town on a leash like a runaway slave?
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I thought he was someone who’s being recognised more and more!
Farscape 2: Electric Frelling!
It sounds like time to give Petchesky the keys to Deadspin’s Twitter account again!
You’re off the fuckin’ chain!
His sprunjer swells up whenever he feels a new scam coming on!
That has to be the first time those words have ever been used in that exact order!
If he does decide to take Aktion on this, will they be able to use #4 T Street as offices?
Now there’s a big surprise!
Everything sounds even better when it is Gilbert Gottfried!
I’m sure King Kalākaua’s advisors thought the rumours about Pearl Harbour were equally asinine!
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If we’re doing black numbers…
You forgot to mention Swinson’s high-level trolling skills.