And what about Liam, who now has to find yet another person to “accidentally” call him Chris in bed!

He’s a fucking Plastic Paddy from Massachusetts…

Take your pick from “Nathan”, “Bedford” and “Forrest”!

They know all those photos were deliberately created by Clinton staffers going back to the 1990s using the time machine in the basement of Comet Ping Pong, behind the child sex slave cages…

By adding to the numbers for #TrumpBodyCount with every read, like and retweet?

Hardly fake… It came from the official company spokesman, Jim Ladd!

More frighteningly, add all those numbers up and you get just 483 hours training; that’s 12 weeks before you’re licensed to kill*.

“Come back here, Trump! I’m not finished demeaning you…”

Hey, if they can use the same fucking article to pad out every arm of the G/O empire, why can’t we!

It’s Karaoke night; they thought he was rehearsing his Michael Hutchence tribute!

Well if you’re going to reuse posts Zack, I’ll reuse comments…

Now we get the real fun question; is Clinton’s Secret Service detail better at framing Trump’s Secret Service detail for the murder, or vice versa!

If only there was something that might have alerted prison staff that he might try this…

In Soviet Russia, suicide watch you!

And they know him, which is why he could only buy his way into the USFL…

I may as well be in Ely or St. Ives for all the reaction that got!

She went last Friday, and her partner-in-snowflakes Nick Martin cleared out his desk the week before that! Unfortunately, Zampolit Nolan hasn’t got the hint…

Trust the Irishman here…

I bet you can squeal like a deplorable…

Realises game is free on Sky One. Turns on to check score…