Maybe they’ll stop for a Burger King while they drag you in for questioning?

I would have picked Hershel Krustofsky…

Not enough immigrants.

There’s only one proper way to finally and definitively resolve this…

Filed to: Words from the Master!

So, no ragrets?

Given the clearout going on at Splinter, this isn’t you taking an extended final victory lap is it?

Until Delia removes her costume and reveals her true form…

A chant I can get behind!

By Sunday, at least one manager Deadspin writer will be rumored to be in trouble “if results posts do not improve.”

So they’re only going to be planted along the border this time…

Might I suggest you visit a Walmart in Kentucky, and do everyone a favour?

But will anyone want one for Christmas?

Even more appropriate, given the Swedish roots up there…

That’s bad!

But you gloss over the most important question in Marxism; do you believe in Sanity Clause?

Rambunctious Dog/Funklet 2020!