You forget - the odds are good that Cheney would have been the one to get you hospitalised in the first place!

And those stupid big cups which, I’m sorry, might as well have nipples on them!

Can I have a “Hoser Hut” instead!

“Hold my beer…”

Given the mess you’ll be in by Christmas, you might need to sign Proctor and Gamble too!

Because hiring a manager who used to coach the Mackems might make Ashley only the second-most hated man on Tyneside, even if only temporarily!

I’m old school enough to still have 80A & 81A filters in my camera bag for just such emergencies!

You’re probably right, but I wouldn’t definitely rule out “Alexa Jones”!

I’m beginning to wonder does he only pay for the cheapest possible florescent lighting in all his buildings.

Well they’ve just signed Krafth, maybe they’ll try for Nabiscoh next!

I assume this happened somewhere in Canada’s vast interior. Anyone from a maritime province should know how to steam clams!

Some users are ecstatic, since their only other gaming option was computer chess!

With Cohen locked up, who’ll write up the NDA for Minnesota? 

That’s more of a Derek Jarman remark than Nick Park!

Hooray for Zoidberg!

A sudden dose of crabs isn’t even 10% peak Florida!