I feel Europe’s elite clubs have never properly evaluated the potential benefits of the 0-10-0 formation…

You are now officially det-de Vil-ails!

So that’s Coutinho to be unveiled by 11:30 tomorrow then!

That is a truth universally acknowledged!

How many you got?

Melania’s bedroom?

I misread that as “Luna Tarantino” and was thinking four feet meant “all the kink, half the time”!

What? Has America finally reached “you must be this fat to order”?

Tomorrow on InfoWars, Alex Jones unveils shocking new evidence that the Dems have a working time machine hidden in the basement of Comet Ping Pong – behind the child sex slave cages – and are travelling back to rewrite the past and discredit Glorious Leader…

You’d think calling himself “Rafael” would have helped him bond with Yertle McConnell!

Second question; is there a school book depository?

I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment.

The problem is that also describes teenage Rooney at Everton!

Not what I was expecting from the notification!

Why? Don’t you want a Tales From The Crypt reboot?

Did they hire his non-union Mexican equivalent?

That depends; is your name Jay Hernandez?

At the risk of seeming stupid - and I have tried googling it to no avail - why Yokohama?

…y súper gracias al Presidente Zod!