We could do with “a jump to the left”!

It’s weird…

There is always a Bull Durham quote…

Would Bumblebee Man sell you anything but the best?

And waste good ingredients?

I haven’t seen hands like that in decades!

Yesterday the dead were in Toledo! Tomorrow they’ll be in Denton, and it’ll all be due to illegal immigrants from the planet Transexual…

Billy also fails to note «insert main reason for writing article in the first place»

And I for one welcome our new porcine overlords!

Well she needed something to lighten the mood after the rape allegations!

Just skip this year too, play the Raiders “highlight reel” for last season and put Yakkity Sax on the audio! No one will notice the difference…

I thought Eric was Trump’s definition of “too late”…

Not after a few bargain tacos; more like PooBlunderbus!

Has he asked her who the other chick will be yet?

Oops, wrong spot!

She’s dating his wallet; MBS has to come along as chaperone…

Since he’s not Sen. Bitch McConnell, the honorific bestows precisely… dick!

Kevin did say the article was about the race to the bottom!

That first emoji needs ketchup!