In Soviet Russia, site nukes you!

And probably ask him can he get his cousins up on stage to join them!

Are you the Judean People’s Front?

Because combining “failed student shooters” and “disgruntled mall employee shooters” couldn’t possibly backfire, could it?

Never assume a departing writer will be too drunk to exact their revenge!

Don’t blame me, I just posted it!

complaining about the “Hispanic invasion of Texas. that bit of Mexico we stole because they wouldn’t let us keep our slaves.”

The Dune Sea on Tatooine?

Be careful what you say before Trump has British Trump send the plod around! 

Given the Friday night fun the last two weeks, I was beginning to worry when you were so late posting!

You and me both! Talk nice to Boddiger when he logs on…

Everyone busy deifying her should note Princess Petty’s last official act before IT cut her loose - resuming the Greypocalypse!

Just to point out for everyone busy deifying her…

MUST

Why would you want to blame Kroenke if Arsenal got closed down?

I’m guessing this will be the official line come Nov 1! Nov 2 at the latest…

Schadenfreude brings out the best!