Lauren, please tell me your Jolie mention was /s, because if not I hate to tell ya, but she already responded by parading the children she is holding from him to Nobu wearing a People’s Choice Awards dress.  She ain’t that wise. 

Having Batman be old and murdery before the Justice League was even founded was just all around a bizarre move.

I’m not a Snyder Cut stan. In fact, I find many from that movement extremely annoying, but I’m all in. I love different versions of DC stories and this unique take looks fun to me. I grew up in the 80's so stuff like this happening blows my mind.

Four hours of live action DC Elseworlds in one hour episodes each? I’m…

It is a bummer that the cast had to be buffeted around by such stupefying circumstances. Even when I was disappointed by how much TFA was a retread of ANH, the new generation of characters were so good, I remained enthusiastic for the rest of the trilogy. For myself, TLJ actually took advantage of that cast and did…

I guess the only thing he’s got to look forward to is his trial in Los Angeles. At least he’ll get a plane ride and maybe some peanuts.

“This is your first conviction. This is not your first offense.”

‘She is doing so because the Democratic Socialist isn’t doing enough to prove he cares about her as much as he does the white working-class man in Iowa’

Seven whole months!

But imagine how much MORE money they would bring in if they just stuck to sports...

How’s Moscow today comrade Putin?

car = I can get in and go wherever I want, whenever I want. I’m in control. I can talk to myself in peace, practicing arguments that I may have one day, or replaying things that I should have said. I can listen to whatever music I want to, or talk on my (hands free) phone without worry.

It’s pretty well-established at this point that the Trump administration and other high-ranking officials think Trump is a moron and a national liability. IF there was UFO stuff to tell the President about there is a very good chance no one told him shit. Those men and women are the real heroes. 

I’m happy to say I’ve bought exactly one thing off Amazon in the last two years and it was a weed grinder. #FuckAmazon

Maybe your advice about how terrible Amazon is would be taken more seriously if your pages weren’t covered with affiliate links to buy products from Amazon.

The fact that so many people chose the cash shows how worthless we all think credit monitoring is- especially when we already have it from 5 other breaches. 

On the other hand, we really do need to kill tipping culture. It IS ridiculous that server A makes $2 bucks for pouring a $10 shot while server B makes $50 doing the exact same work pouring a $250 shot.

Since the whole point of spending $250 on a shot of scotch is telling people that you spent $250 on a shot of scotch, go ahead and treat yourself and truthfully tell people that you spent $300 on a shot of scotch.

Awesome! Please take your social security number, bank account and routing number and mother’s maiden name and put them in a video to be auto-played, full-screen, as an ad on the G/O Media site of your choice. We will be in touch.

For immediate release:

I’m sure all the people who criticized Representative Ocasio-Cortez for criticizing the original tax break are now going to apologize to her. Right?