Lauren, please tell me your Jolie mention was /s, because if not I hate to tell ya, but she already responded by parading the children she is holding from him to Nobu wearing a People’s Choice Awards dress.  She ain’t that wise. 

It is a bummer that the cast had to be buffeted around by such stupefying circumstances. Even when I was disappointed by how much TFA was a retread of ANH, the new generation of characters were so good, I remained enthusiastic for the rest of the trilogy. For myself, TLJ actually took advantage of that cast and did…

I guess the only thing he’s got to look forward to is his trial in Los Angeles. At least he’ll get a plane ride and maybe some peanuts.

“This is your first conviction. This is not your first offense.”

‘She is doing so because the Democratic Socialist isn’t doing enough to prove he cares about her as much as he does the white working-class man in Iowa’

But imagine how much MORE money they would bring in if they just stuck to sports...

car = I can get in and go wherever I want, whenever I want. I’m in control. I can talk to myself in peace, practicing arguments that I may have one day, or replaying things that I should have said. I can listen to whatever music I want to, or talk on my (hands free) phone without worry.

On the other hand, we really do need to kill tipping culture. It IS ridiculous that server A makes $2 bucks for pouring a $10 shot while server B makes $50 doing the exact same work pouring a $250 shot.

Since the whole point of spending $250 on a shot of scotch is telling people that you spent $250 on a shot of scotch, go ahead and treat yourself and truthfully tell people that you spent $300 on a shot of scotch.

Awesome! Please take your social security number, bank account and routing number and mother’s maiden name and put them in a video to be auto-played, full-screen, as an ad on the G/O Media site of your choice. We will be in touch.

For immediate release:

Gotta give props to dude for having the balls to call u up and open a dialogue. 

sometimes really subtle things like how someone responds to “ok” tells you a lot about them as a person. so when someone interprets that THEY think “ok” is dismissive, it tells me they are the sort of person i dont want to deal with. people spend so much time talking and socializing and being afraid that someone’s…

They believed in you and it really speaks to what they saw in you. Look at you now. You have a whole lot of people that are so thankful for you. Keep writing truth to power and we will continue to read, learn, and grow. 

Funny how it’s arguably the 3rd biggest launch of the year behind the C8 and Supra, yet you’re complaining about a car website writing about it. It’s been two fucking days. Either log off and come back in a week, or deal with it.

aw man so normal for your wife to not know if you had a heart attack or not and ask you about it after the fact. So chill and relatable and totally how a normal human beings would act/def happened. Like jesus christ he can’t even lie well

This was one of the saddest, most depressing things I read all day. Will be surprised if it’s not taken down.

Honestly - it takes a special team to destroy a website in a span of several days for no apparent reason.

The idea of a monarchy at all is archaic so all of that wealth, prestige and privilege that was accumilated for doing nothing should be rejected if they really want to modernize anything.

Whelp, here we are. Deadspin has finally spun down.