I’d like to think that in Antonio Brown’s world throwing a vase from the balcony is how you preform a vasectomy and eliminate any kids. 

He was between the tackles, though, so they’ll start calling Donald for intentional grounding.

They’re a regular Romegoal and Julinet

This is discussed over on the Splinter thread, but just for anyone who didn’t see it:

Everyone PLEASE READ HER STATEMENT IN FULL. All the headlines give the impression that she said something vague in regards to Kavanaugh - that she was raped and Kavanaugh might have been nearby and maybe was grinding on a few girls at a party (which is how the Republicans WANT to categorize it). Read the statement in…

I want to know what happened during Beach Week.

Obligatory:

You want Ruffalo in this too?

I’ll reserve judgement until I hear Hemsworth’s rap.

WOW!  Read this thread, this is an amazing testimony:

Yeah, still applies.

He looks like he just escaped from a burning meth lab.

The Internet was a mistake.

THANK YOU! I thought I was the only person who thought of this.

The only acceptable reason to hang TP that way is if you have little kids or cats.

Jinghis:

Sunsurveyor is the one true app for photographers and is highly superior to just about any other photography app in this regard.

I think a 7 minutes of superbowl commercials would be about $70m. Just saying Mazda, wouldn’t really be the WORST idea...