I’m glad we can still blame Eric Baumann for fucking up the internet and making it easy for assholes to steal content and make money.

Unionize Buzzfeed.

Pittsburgh’s KDKA is not passive aggressive at all

“It’s not how you attend your festival, it’s how you fleece your festival.”

Justice League was doomed from the get-go when they hired Snyder. Who would have thought that a slightly more skilled Ed Wood with a billion dollar budgetwould create two shit movies and 2/3rds of a shit movie?

I bet Brady is a secret anti-vaxxer.

And he’ll do it in blackface to show solidarity with Covington’s school spirit.

As a Dad, this really bothers me on a visceral level. Who WOULDN’T want to spend time with your kid?!? He’s YOUR KID.

So we can at least say that humans are defecating their “Ted Cruzes” all over our national parks?

On my floor there was a guy from another office who left his toothpaste and toothbrush in there 24/7. Every so often I would walk in and he would be brushing his teeth and leave it there on the sink.

Given the amount of victims by high profile asshats such as Epstein, I’m really surprised none of them have removed from the world by one of their victims.

This is me basking in AOC’s glory

https://twitter.com/Bills78fan/status/1069450642811437056?s=20

My friend’s mom used time-out to put him in the bathroom after his dad had used it. He learned very quickly that he did not want to do anything to be in there.

Just from American Psycho

Why is Kavanaugh allowed within 100 feet of child?

Kids and PTSD are great together, no problem.

Melania seems to be the person who would take a giant shit in the cake before serving it to you.

The trees are stained red with the blood of the migrant caravans!

In Pittsburgh, I practically had to have copies of all my utilities, my lease blessed by God and a notarized affidavit sealed with a bloody thumbprint for my city permit.