This reminds me: at my local mall, I once saw a woman walking a man dressed in leather, with dog ears, dog collar, and muzzle, on a leash.

Texas really wanted Keller out because she was an evil socialist.

Here’s what I do for a nice 1.5-2" steak.

I’m trying to register in my hometown of Austin, Texas. It’s such a tedious process to even get registered in Texas, let alone vote as an absentee.

If only someone had been dressed up like Indiana Jones.

I’ve never been a fan of WWF/E whatever, but I am so glad I went with my friends to see that event live. I remember the next day we were all checking the paper to see if he ended up dying afterwards.

If you have an ESA squirrel, ferret, hamster, peacock, dingo: FUCK YOU.

Gritty is still there?  I thought he made it on to John Oliver’s Supreme Court?

She probably got laughed out of the U.N. after Trump’s staggering performance.

I heard Jared Leto has a cameo...

They want a rapist on the supreme court, so a rapist is what they’re gonna get.

*Snare drum, cymbal crash

I’m seeing that he wanted to resign but Dotard won’t let him, he wants to fire him, probably so he loses benefits. Petty Bitch in Chief.

And it’s on “Columbus” Day.  How appropriate.

She will be fired for not following airline policy and dragging the woman out of the airport with her bare hands.

If you’re sick and you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where poison sits
Putin on the ritz

A few years ago I lived on the 2nd and 3rd floor of a building with a small skateboard shop street at level.

My mom hated that she ever allowed us to watch that movie. Every night at dinner for weeks after it was something like, “Broccoli and corn with hamburgers? Get it out of here!”

Get it out of here!

“Zina is Mexican on her mother’s side and Jewish on her father’s side,” he continued. “She was born in Mexico. Her grandparents were Holocaust survivors. We of course have nothing to do with hate groups, which aim to terrorize and demean other people — never have and never would.”