“Adidas and or Nike said leave them alone or else.”

“It has been determined that MSU makes us too much money for us to actually do anything about this.”

[takes a hit of meth]

Obviously yellow.

I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but... do conservatives just have a little tree that cruel-looking blond women bud from?

I look forward to the crotch sniffing pictures when the Queen shows up.

I think his cell phone was either broken or lost some time ago

Brady only communicates on an old school landline, believing that a cellular telephone with disrupt his thetan energy or something

So my second marriage?

I love the way Lee used panels and split-screen. As far as the CGI, I love the way Hulk’s hair and face look. The dogs don’t look that great.

Brief cross post from r/formuladank (which is a much more wonderful place than it sounds at first blush):

lol no

Are white people.... okay?

Haas F1: “The checks from Santino’s father have continued to clear.”

I’m praying that the stadium gets hit by a meteor and raises the average morality of the conference by about 5%. 

What, autos are fun too...

To all the eventual commenters complaining about three pedal lovers, it’s all about this:

is this what it’s like when a society works together?

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

“I don’t understand why these players aren’t simply retracting their heads into their shells before contact to avoid this sort of thing.” - Mitch McConnell