There must be some sort of mistake. No pilot ever tests positive on NBC.

“...studio execs made the preposterous assumption that a black action film wouldn’t do well globally.”

Doesn’t matter. Lesbian shitass.

My favorite version is still Bang Bus...

A van? Psh.

My 7 year old niece has devised a chart where she puts stickers on squares that are numbered. The numbers correspond to a list of misogynistic hot phrases she hears at school, on TV, from my mother, etc. When her chart is full she hands it to the closest adult and demands $20 for Space Camp.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

But was the National Anthem playing when he stood?

Now that I’m compelled to imagine the interior of Gronk’s house, I’m guessing he shares the design sensibilities of Josh Baskins.

Did he see his shadow? I think we’re in for 69 more weeks of winter.

Victim reportedly identified this Person of Interest

Police left after discovering that “burglary” is just what Gronkowski calls a cookout.

+1 you’re not my real dad!

Twice I have found myself in the position of dating someone fresh off a divorce. I was in the enviable position of just having to be better in comparison. A lot wasn’t required of me. Typically, when dating a single woman you have to be better than all the rest of the guys. When dating a recent divorcee, you truly…

Wat about all the none PI calls they didnt call on the Pats that helped them score 14 pts when they shouldve been getting their asses off the field, kid?

America’s reaction

He forgot the ultimate dad rule, better to ask forgiveness than permission. 

Your statement demonstrates a clear misunderstanding of the use and construct of “safe spaces” and then goes on to give the very reason why they exist (hint: to give people space to process their experiences with trained and/or like-minded and/or like-experienced individuals who can facilitate that processing).

No!!! I mustn’t be denied the opportunity to see who wears the most ridiculous hat at this wedding. I’m waiting with bated breath!