She obviously likes a guy who can split the uprights. Duh.

what a racquet

Nah I’d take a photo of every cheque they send to pay off the $1 million and then when the book is filled with those images send it off as a personal reminder.

At least the photographer managed to create memories that’ll last forever for the couple.

Seriously. CFB and NFL coaches act like game planning for the Browns is more difficult than Operation Overlord.

Well once he retired from his stint as the Dread Pirate Roberts he really didn’t have to work anymore.

So, this is my industry, and I am (among other things) an actor of color, and let me tell you something. I know how money works (for the most part), I GET that one of the worst problems with Broadway is capitalism. But when I saw this picture, it was at the exact same time that I learned that Oak was replacing Groban,…

I mean this makes perfect sense to me. The child is no longer unborn, so he no longer cares

I’m all for the financial economy boost this kind of tourism can generate. I just think the rules of the hunt should be turned back to Masai times. You want to hunt an african lion, fine; no guns, no beaters, just one guide and a shield and a spear. Go get em boys.

Black tires.

He once personally shamed me for laughing at an inappropriate time at a UCB show. Public shaming has never been so flattering. “HE NOTICED ME!!!”

“Come on! 30 years was a long time ago!”

Pretty sure bearing false witness (aka lying to patients) is not something Jesus would be pleased with, so...

That never happened.

Ironically all of these wars happened because Rhaegar DIDN’T just stick with incest. If he could have just waited 20 years to bang Dany, Elia and Lyanna would be alive and we’d have a united front against the White Walkers.

Yeah but they’re really close in age. Dany would’ve been just born around the end of Robert’s Rebellion, when Jon was born in the Tower of Joy. And, like, they don’t even know they are related. SO IT’S TOTALLY COOL

If the son’s a twit, you must acquit!

I heard that before completing several laps with the clear protective windscreen on the car, Vettel initially thought it would interfere with driver visibility.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Big Cousin is always watching.