If you find the car, you can give the Porsche-misplacer named Justin a call at 732-865-2065.

This conflict is going to be amazing. They’re both exactly the kind of divas you expect an F1 champion to be, and it’s great.

Handbags at Dawn

Russia will make the donation to FIFA in time for 2018. In early 2019 Infantino will show signs of radiation sickness.

Damn it! Do I have to be Buckeye fan now?

That seriously cannot taste good.

As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.

Given the league’s historic indifference to player concussions, it seems likely Kraft’s delegation will show an openness to a two state solution.

Oof

The blimp now plans to tour the country doing its impression of Tiger Woods’s career.

Lucky spectators, getting to see something exciting.

Sequels are never as good.

citation needed

Says the guy pretending he wouldn’t bang Elsa from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

...go on

also known as a “Trump family baptism”

I read that as “literally raised in a golden shower”. But alas...

This is surreal. Literally every single day I hate a different Trump kid the most. It’s like they have a strict schedule for which days each of them go on TV and be a complete and utter fuckwit.

I know they have 7" LED screens on their steering wheels. I wonder if McLaren added the rabbit ears on the back so Alonso would have something to watch as he slowly putters down the straights.