Kids and PTSD are great together, no problem.

Melania seems to be the person who would take a giant shit in the cake before serving it to you.

The trees are stained red with the blood of the migrant caravans!

“Hey guys, how are we going to sell more lenses?”

In Pittsburgh, I practically had to have copies of all my utilities, my lease blessed by God and a notarized affidavit sealed with a bloody thumbprint for my city permit.

This reminds me: at my local mall, I once saw a woman walking a man dressed in leather, with dog ears, dog collar, and muzzle, on a leash.

So Sandberg is now leaning in to conspiracies?  Funny, that’s not what I got out of her book.

Texas really wanted Keller out because she was an evil socialist.

Here’s what I do for a nice 1.5-2" steak.

How has Jones not been involuntarily committed for a 72-hour evaluation at some point during his life?

An iron-rich asteroid measuring nearly a kilometer wide (0.6 miles) struck Greenland’s ice-covered surface at some point between 3 million and 12,000 years ago, according to a new study published today in Science Advances.

The leader of MS-45 (MAGA Slavictroika) also just said that reporters questions are offensive.

I’m trying to register in my hometown of Austin, Texas. It’s such a tedious process to even get registered in Texas, let alone vote as an absentee.

People were looking for ANYTHING other than an establishment politician to lead the country.

China is pulling a Putin and decided to allow Rhino horns and Tiger bones for medicine after 25 years. This is probably because they just want to thumb their nose at the US and the rest of the world over things like tariffs.

If only someone had been dressed up like Indiana Jones.

The big question is, who would voice a female Ultron? Roseanne on Ambien?

It will never happen. While I am sure there are really good tech people that work in government. The bureaucracy will stifle any innovation and kill many motivated engineers.

Really? eBaum’s world? All that fuck did was steal people’s content and claim it as his own.