How has Italy not imploded with their kangaroo courts?

There is a great thread on something awful featuring the trump blimp

Just wait till Trump realizes he got suckered by Kim Jong Un.

I agree, kinda, but at the same time, if exposing this to the greater world gets someone to say, “I don’t have to live with this lump on my [neck|back|arm|foot] and I can feel better about myself and I’m not the only one” then I think that could be a net positive for the lives that can be changed by this.

Bugatti just wants to be Rad Mobile.

In August 2015, at a county fair in Geauga county in Ohio, I bought a Trump for President shirt as a gag gift for a friend I was visiting the next month. I thought it’d be a funny thing that you come across at the bottom of a clothes box in 5 or 6 years and they’d think, “Hah, remember that fuck up?”

I’m still hoping for a Mars Attacks! scenario in the near future. I even have a copy of Slim Whitman on vinyl to protect myself.

Well, they really have nothing left to lose while trading at $0.30.

Plus, he says, it’s fun to pretend. If a kid tells you he just came back from Saturn

Dr. Dre doesn’t have a PhD or MD either.

“I don’t think I can do season 2.”

They need to set their sights on r/The_Donald - that’s where most of the mouthbreathers live.

Well, as someone in an earlier deadspin post said:

At least it’s not GoT Benioff. They would start off following surgical procedures, then once the body was opened just proceed to fuck everything up Qyburn style.

Thank you!

Basketball would be a lot more interesting to me if you could only score via dunking.

The races will be cut short once the NFL starts and and the races interfere with their 6 hour pregame shows.

There was something I read about there being a ~3 minutes of just racing to music and no announcers. I guess this must be it?

You can tell him on the golf course in like 2 weeks.