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Vladimir "Polonium 210" Putin
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Glass? Who cares about glass?

Plus, he says, it’s fun to pretend. If a kid tells you he just came back from Saturn

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Dr. Dre doesn’t have a PhD or MD either.

Uber also said it would be a good citizen in Pittsburgh.

“I don’t think I can do season 2.”

They need to set their sights on r/The_Donald - that’s where most of the mouthbreathers live.

Same for me. Tho, it really sounds like Yammy.

Well, as someone in an earlier deadspin post said:

“What a bunch of random ass stuff.”

At least it’s not GoT Benioff. They would start off following surgical procedures, then once the body was opened just proceed to fuck everything up Qyburn style.

(Read in Balki Bartokomous voice)

I’ve been thinking for the last few months that my next laptop move would be to build one on System 76. The only thing I’m going to miss about MBP is the touchpad.

Thank you!

A holiday weekend at that!

It was a perfect opportunity for Google to have a doodle of Jesus emerging from a cave and saying, “April Fools!”

Basketball would be a lot more interesting to me if you could only score via dunking.

The races will be cut short once the NFL starts and and the races interfere with their 6 hour pregame shows.

You know this was only introduced because GOP representatives kept getting catfished from CL and BP personals.