“I’ve Been Moved (from the company)“ strikes again.

There was something I read about there being a ~3 minutes of just racing to music and no announcers. I guess this must be it?

I’m hoping cities start banning smoking in public as well.

You can tell him on the golf course in like 2 weeks.

No lets build a wall around the hookers, duh

Zuckerberg was probably told by his legal team not to apologize.

And the roads are also absurdly wide. It seemed that every road was 6 lanes with 8 lanes to cross at an intersection.

According to a vegan I dated, as long as the twat has consented to be eaten (or from the opposite case swallowed), then that is okay.

Please refer to white nationalists by their true name: Y’all-Qaeda

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Y’all-Qaeda.

“trying to make TB12 into more of a cult”

Where was Phil Kessel?

If I see a women dressed in hunting gear and a rifle, not a big deal. If I see one with a spread of assault-style rifles and/or in the act of using them, hard pass - it made the decision easy.

I still cannot believe that there are some many people who do not know what the stop line is for and then cause more havoc when they realize that the bus or other large vehicle making a turn cannot because they’re in the way and most likely texting.

Her favorite portrayal was from The Naked Gun.

I never got a cramp during breaststroke. I would always get them during flipturns, however.

It’s the whole common core bullshit they teach in more and more school districts

I love that Thiel names his businesses after Tolkien creations and completely misses the irony of doing so.

My grandmother was almost an Olympic fencer for Spain (Rome - 1960). She was injured either at the Olympic Trials or between the Trials and the games (I cannot remember which, my mom doesn’t recall either, but I can find her name on the sheets for the trials).

“Tell em, Steve-Dave!”